TOP 50 SIGNS OF BEING A MUM

So I found a quiz (Top 50 Signs of being a Mum) which I had shared with a sista-friend of mine 2 years ago and it was so enlightening that I have decided to post the quiz on my blog -after hanging out with that same sista-friend last week, reminiscing about the quiz and discussing the ‘joys’ of motherhood.

So here it goes – try it out during brunch with your sista-friends and laugh it out:

1. They long for a lie in – True or False
2. Have a photo of their children as a screensaver – True or False 
3. They rush everywhere – True or False
4. They know all the words to popular kids TV theme tunes – True or False
5. They are permanently knackered or ‘wired’ – True or False 
6. They always have a pack of wet wipes to hand – True or False
7. They can function on very little sleep – True or False
8. Can’t leave the house without asking everyone if they’ve been to the toilet – True or False 
9. Always carry a massive bag or multiple bags – True or False
10. Always have tissue in their handbag – True or False
11. They know the name of characters from kids TV – True or False
12. They appreciate their own mum more – True or False 
13. They go out shopping for the day and only return with stuff for the children – True or False
14. Thinks nothing of sharing stories of difficult births, miscarriages, breast feeding etc. – True or False
15. They have a cupboard dedicated to medicines – True or False
16. Never go anywhere without a phone ‘just in case’ – True or False
17. Super organised – True or False
18. They don’t get queasy at the thought of poo, wee or sick – True or False
19. They buy gallons of milk – True or False
20. Always watch TV through catch-up of Sky+ – True or False
21. Go to bed at 9pm every night – True or False
22. They own lots of comfy shoes – True or False
23. Total inability to watch sad things about children on the telly – True or False
24. Going for comfort over style when choosing what to wear – True or False
25. The kids TV channels are always on when they have visitors – True or False
26. They’d rather get an early night than have a night out when the kids are at a sleepover – True or False
27. They go to the toilet just to get a few minutes peace – my kids follow me here so no! – True or False
28. They know the words to ‘Let it Go’ – True or False
29. They have a massive family organiser on the wall – True or False 
30. Bigger pants are more comfortable – True or False
31. They get drunk quicker on one glass of wine – True or False
32. The realise other work colleague seem so young – True or False
33. They can fall asleep anywhere – True or False
34. Have a strong opinion on schooling and education – True or False
35. They cry really easily when watching TV or films – True or False
36. Social media post are suddenly all baby pictures – True or False
37. Always have a box of raisins or snacks in their handbags – True or False
38. They swear under their breath – True or False
39. Instinctively grab a someone’s hand when crossing the road – True or False
40. They panic about a late night – True or False
41. They are more likely to have seen the newest kids release at the cinema than the latest blockbuster – True or False
42. Nappies are always in their handbag – True or False
43. They have ‘mum’ nights out – True or False
44. They say ‘sugar’ and ‘fudge’ instead of swearing – True or False
45. They learn to sleep on the edge of the bed because their child in asleep horizontally next to them – True or False
46. Suddenly a people carrier is a good idea – True or False
47. Accidentally cut sandwiches into triangles – True or False
48. Jiggling the shopping trolley as if it was a buggy when they’re in the supermarket – True or False
49. They can spot a high temperature at ten paces – True or False
50. They know all the words to irritating pop songs – True or False

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